Explainations

I realize I have been away for a great many months. But I can explain! I have been studying in a temple on the art of the manly bravado. You see, it is much… creepier… to have a manly bravado and talk to people. I give them “missions” to accomplish. I have them believing that I am an all mighty god or something. Its really quite funny because all I have done is tape a walkie talkie inside their vents. It makes me cackle to think about it. Because cackling is SOOO much creepier than giggling.

Yours always,
Mr. Creeper

OMG I almost died!!!

Ok. So the senior class of McKeel Academy went to Boing Jump Center. Now here is my thought proccess ” Trampolines! I can be under there and see everybody and they cant see me! Those screens are like one way mirrors!”  BAD IDEA!!!!!

Mr. Creeper

I’m back and better than ever!

Hello my faithful followers. I must apologise for my long absense. I have not been creeping at all for a while. The FBI was getting way to close to home for me. But I’m back in bussiness now so get ready to creep!!!

Mr. Creeper

With a shout out too girl #4. I miss you!!!!

15 Creeper facts.

1. Creepers can not see their own reflection.

2. As a creeper, you have no fancy but are tickled in the appendix by things you don’t like.

3. Creepers can shoot spider web out their… wait … wrong stereotype…

4. To be a creeper you have to take the “I see you oath”. It reads “I will have a blog.”

5. Your parents deserve some respect. I heard your tone last night!

6. I creeped Chuck Noris… Then ran…

7. I have a pet squirrel with a camera on its back.

8. I need a dollar. The vending machine took mine.

9. I live on **************** Dr. , *******

10. 15 minutes could save you 15% on car insurance!

11. … I keyed your car.

12. Nico, your shoe’s untied.

13. My nose itches.

14. YOUR nose itches.

15. … There is no 15…… Hey! Thats a fact right?

Time to explain

As a creeper, I have some obligations like storytime Thursday. But all that changes in the week of my birth. So yes last week was Mr. Creeper’s birthday and I did not have time to write to you all. But now I have to tell you. I am about to do something very unorthodox … STORYTIME MONDAY!!!!!! Just this once…

Mr. Creeper

Creeper Video

http://animoto.com/play/dN5pJk1uE2Jajxzu2ltsyA

Mr. Creeper

Story Time Thursdays!!!

Today I’m doing things a little different I’m still sharing a creeping story for today but this time it’s at their work. Today I am creeping… DA DA DA DAAAAAA! Mr. Kawaihae!!! WOOOOO!!!!

Mr. Creeper

(open only after reading the story!!!)  The_Horrid_Work!!!